The set-up: Tony and I went to help our church at a Halloween event last night. They didn't need all of us to run games and hand out candy, so we just did the right thing and got out of everyone's way until clean up time. I was getting a little restless while we waited and really wanted some candy.
Me: What do you think would be the easiest way for me to get some candy right now?
Tony: I don't know... did you try taking it from a baby? Everybody says that's really easy.